{"id":2288,"date":"2024-11-16T11:40:15","date_gmt":"2024-11-16T08:40:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/?p=2288"},"modified":"2024-11-16T11:40:15","modified_gmt":"2024-11-16T08:40:15","slug":"a-dozen-car-jokes-and-funny-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/a-dozen-car-jokes-and-funny-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"A Dozen Car Jokes and Funny Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"

1)\u00a0Instant Karma<\/span><\/h3>\n

Njoro was driving down the road and a met a car coming the other way.\u00a0 Although there was room to pass easily, Njoro forced the oncoming car to slow down and wound down his window and shouted ‘Ng’ombe!’.\u00a0 The other driver looked in his rear view mirror and swore at Njoro.\u00a0 Then his car hit the cow.<\/span><\/p>\n

2)Onyi’s Car Is Stolen\"Fuel<\/a><\/span><\/h3>\n

Onyi’s wife borrowed his BMW and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a thug break into the car, hot wire it and drive off.\u00a0 Naturally she reported the matter to the police.’ Uliona agikaa namna gani?, the Afande asked.\u00a0 ‘I don’t know she replied, but I managed to get the number plate’.<\/span><\/p>\n

3) Eyes on the Rod<\/span><\/h3>\n

A traffic cop pulled alongside a speeding car on the Thika superhighway. Glancing into the car, he was astounded to see that Wilbroda, who was driving, was knitting.<\/span><\/p>\n

Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman wound down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’<\/span><\/p>\n

‘NO’, Wilbroda yelled back, ‘IT’s A SCARF! Fulana iliisa jana’<\/span><\/p>\n

4) Strange Stories from People Filling in Their Insurance Claims.<\/span><\/h3>\n

The following quotes show what people write on their car insurance claim forms. Apparently these are strange but true stories collected by assessors.<\/span><\/p>\n