{"id":4948,"date":"2024-11-15T17:39:26","date_gmt":"2024-11-15T14:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/?p=4948"},"modified":"2024-11-15T17:39:26","modified_gmt":"2024-11-15T14:39:26","slug":"confession-of-a-limo-chauffeur-kenyantraffic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/confession-of-a-limo-chauffeur-kenyantraffic\/","title":{"rendered":"Confession of a limo chauffeur @KenyanTraffic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;font-size: 12pt\">My passenger chartered a limousine to travel out of town for the proposal. The venue was a place called Tip\u2019s in the in the outskirts of Naivasha. But even the exquisite dinner and the limousine ride weren\u2019t enough for a young lady. She not only rejected the marriage proposal, but hurled the engagement ring across the dimly lit restaurant. The rejected bachelor, the wait staff and I spent a good half hour searching with flashlights trying to find the rejected ring without success.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;font-size: 12pt\">As we loaded up into the limo for the 1.5 hour ride home, there was obvious tension. I had no idea how crazy this ride would get. The partition was up and for the first 30 minutes of the ride, all was quiet. Then, a physical fight erupted. Glass broke, clothes ripped, and chaos ensued as I pulled the car off the road to intervene. Both apologized and promised it wouldn\u2019t happen again and they would behave. I called my dispatcher to explain my situation and I expected more drama.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;font-size: 12pt\">Much to my surprise, the car was quiet for the next several miles. It appeared they had kissed and made up. Maybe this was their thing. I don\u2019t know. Shortly after I could hear them laughing about the events of the night and how ridiculous they had behaved.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My passenger chartered a limousine to travel out of town for the proposal. The venue was a place called Tip\u2019s in the in the outskirts of Naivasha. But even the exquisite dinner and the limousine ride weren\u2019t enough for a young lady. She not only rejected the marriage proposal, but hurled the engagement ring across&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4949,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1905,1953],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","category-stories"],"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pej6K6-1hO","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/wp-content\/uploads\/limo.jpg?fit=1255%2C836&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4948\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magaripoa.com\/gari\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}