What are different car brands known for?

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW

Baba Mama & Watoto
Brutal Money Waster

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

FORD

Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive?

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

TOYOTA

Too Often You Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless